Let's shock someone

(moved from the old diary-type thing)

A bit nervous... a friend's wedding's coming up and I & my gf have been invited. The bride's parents are homophobic and we're expected to shock them some way, e.g. by dancing together. The groom's uncle is gay, so the bride's parents are in for a real treat! J is really looking forward to shock some phobes, but I'm not as brave as she is. And I hate to do something in public.

Oh btw, I told the bore I've got a girlfriend. Now he wants to meet her. *groan*